did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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