DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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