dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
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Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
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I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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