So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
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