nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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