Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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