I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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