The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
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I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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