i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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