Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
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my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
My vagina is very pro this idea
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I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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