In the future we'll all be gay
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Life is so much better after having sex.
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burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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