4 words: hood of his car
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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