found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
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the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I would ride that face into the sunset
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My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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