He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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