SEEEEXXX PLEASE
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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