i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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