i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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