I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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