Define "chronic" masturbator.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
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Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Enjoy the penises
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize