Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
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he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
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He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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