guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
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Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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