Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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