god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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