Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
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I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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