White coat. Heels.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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