she woke up with a sticky ear
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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