Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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