we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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