just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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