My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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