Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
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Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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