why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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