Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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