I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Threesome in a minivan. New low
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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