Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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