Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
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new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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