none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
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I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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