She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
sex in a hospital.. check
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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