Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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