i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
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