i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
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Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
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the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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