I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
