i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
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What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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