can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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