he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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