Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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