god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
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it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Houston, we have a blender
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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