I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
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Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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