awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Just chased the kids into the backyard with kitchen knives. Best. Babysitters. Ever.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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