You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
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