I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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