oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
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I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
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