I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Your penis caused this!
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