i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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